There’s a reason why white character’s names in movies aren’t Brian. It’s because it is a horribly generic white name. I’m middle class. I’m white. My name is Brian. I have no struggle and I’m a nihilist. Hear me roar.
November 24, 2009
12:16 am
November 22, 2009
Brunch with Kristin's family
Helen:
You know Trader Joe's has seasonal beers at $2.99 for a six pack.
Me:
Really?
Donna:
Well, what do you wake up with, nausea?
Helen:
No, a man.
1:58 pm
November 19, 2009
Why is there always that one loud neighbor? The one who has a small dog and puts on the radio for background noise and sets it too loud? Here’s a quick test to see if you’re that person. Do you ever think, man, people sure are loud around here.
If yes, you’re me.
If not, YOU’RE THE GODDAMN LOUD ONE IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
12:47 am
November 18, 2009
4:45 pm
November 17, 2009
First scanned negative of one half of the blank billboard. 2.5 gig file.
10:46 pm
