December 2009
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Prediction 12 on Coast to Coast AM...
thiswontlastlong:
occultist:
Lady says there will be a mass awakening of people towards the paranormal. She cites all the ghost hunting shows on TV now as evidence that this will come true.
Now would-be psychic for prediction 13 is sounding teary and claiming there will be a massive tsunami that inundates THE ENTIRE WEST COAST.
Prediction 14: Obama announces the existence of aliens on...
“L.A. is like Groundhog’s Day. Same old shit, never fucking rains.”
– Dirt Nasty
Anyone have some good recommendations for my new netflix account?
The Truth about Drinking Alone
truethings:
For Dudek
1. No one cares if your emotionally unavailable.
2. It’s when you come up with and subsequently forget all your best ideas.
3. Your friends are always holding you back. The only person you can trust is you.
4. People do it on television all the time. They’re always drunk on It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia and people love that show. People will love you too.
5....
Monday, Monday
Drunk off red wine and now biking to Marina Pacifica to see Up in the Air alone.
Mum - We Have A Map of the Piano
Perfect Sunday...
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“that sucks! i feel your pain. i did that once on my camera. i didnt know what...”
– Some guy in response to a friend’s status update on facebook. Seriously dude? c’mon.
“Hang on, if you erase the top of the building in Photoshop, the sky will be...”
– (via clientsfromhell)
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Weird
We got new neighbors today. She introduced herself then introduced her man as her “partner”. He looked (biologically speaking) like a man (adam’s apple) and she looked like a women (breasts and hips). From glance, if they are man and woman, why would someone introduce their girlfriend/boyfriend as their partner?
4:36 PM
stuffsbymomo:
I’m drunk
(via dudek)
yay college graduates!!!!!!!
SO HAPPYj!!@
4:36 PM
I’m drunk
I have a job interview Thursday! WPromote is considering me for an internship for their website development and project management department. I haven’t had a job interview in over four years and I might throw up on myself midway through the interview. Or awkwardly fart because of nervous tension. I hope its the former and not the latter.
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I think not
Any coincidence that Don Draper’s last name contains the word raper in it?
Watching Saved by the Bell: THE COLLEGE YEARS
It’s the big day. The day I set up for my senior show. This is the culmination of years of work, thousands of dollars, and countless hours of shooting. And how am I getting ready?
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Sitting in my last lecture for the rest of my fucking life. Now, senior show. If anyone in the tumblr world is interested in going to a group photography show, it’s this Sunday at 5pm - 8 pm at the Gatov/Merlino Galleries on campus. Jonathan Takahashi and Spencer Harding are just a couple in the show. Digital Flyer will be posted today or tomorrow.
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clientsfromhell:
Client: “I would like you to incorporate my cats into the logo.”
Me: “Ok, I can add a cat illustration to the logo.”
Client: “No, I don’t want the cats illustrated.”
Me: “Should I set up a session with a professional photographer then?”
Client: “You can’t do that- they are both died ten years ago. I’ll send over some snapshots I took of them- just make them glow, sort...
Barn fire kills 43 horses →
For some reason, I picture Dwight from the office taking a road trip, asking if they need any help because he’s a volunteer firefighter, and then when he is asked to leave, sneaks back in to get horse meat for sandwiches that will be on next weeks episode.
Talking about visting family in Maryland
15 year old hick cousin: you can pick me up from weights after school
Me: sounds good
15 year old hick cousin: and we can go to mcdonalds every day
Me: are you serious?
Me: I'm not eating that crap
15 year old hick cousin: woah bro woah
15 year old hick cousin: that shit is good.
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Wine, apology letter, photo editing, bio quiz, wine, artist statement, wine.