January 2010
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IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!
310-766-7394: Hola Peter
Me: Hola. Who is this
310-766-7394: Finally u txt bak but watever dnt tak to me anymore or txt me and its jennifer bye
Me: No No girl don't leave. Why you so mad
Me: SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS SHOTS
310-766-7394: Wat?
Me: EVERYBODY!
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This ol' dog
Who got a second interview tomorrow at 9:30?
Watchthekazuhisa:
this is what technology is coming too… makes the ipad look like a baby rattle…
I actually said holy shit out loud.
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8 things that suck about the iPad. →
Oh, I didn't know you were into beastiality.
Woah, tumblr. A little weird that I can see what people Like now. What if I was on the down low and was running around gay blogs liking every swinging dick?
NEWS: The Nightman Cometh LIVE Haiti Benifit
itsalwayssunny:
One night only!
February 12 — Los Angeles, CA
Tickets go on sale tomorrow at 10am on Live Nation!
just letting everyone know. ill probably be going again because it was just that good.
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Wait, can we please revisit my audio post from earlier? Back story for said post, I had two bottles of wine that night. That’s pretty much all the back story needed. Now to what I’m talking about.
“I saw this band high as shit with friend two years ago. We smoke resin out of my pipe cause we forget weed (typical).” (link)
Apparently I forgot how to type and channeled my...
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Even guards have a sense of humor.
So I found out why my roommate wasn’t home on Saturday. After being home for 8 hours from a two week road trip, he got blacked out on second street, and got picked up by the paddy wagon. Jail time ya’ll. 30 hours to be exact. I think the funniest part of the whole story was what channel the television was set to in his cell, Law and Order.
Half way through The Office and it doesn’t seem like they are trying. I don’t want to see a wrap up of all shows. You’ve had two weeks, TWO WEEKS, to come up with something. TRY YOU ASSHOLES CAUSE I DIDN’T DRINK FOR NOTHING.
Hey tumblrs, can we hang out soon? (aimed and melissa and molly)
update: either the office is being pulled after this season and I didn’t get...
Aziz killed it and so did the guy from FX’s The League (the one who masterbates to the “Find the right bra size” website.) He had a bit about which were better, cats or dogs. It was pretty evenly divided between the crowd and he asked one woman what her cat’s name was. “Sparticus” she said and he replied, “You just confirmed it, all cats are gay. Ohh...
I just applied to be a Tax Fraud Investigative Assistant. I give the chance of actually getting this job about .4%. Give or take .4%.
“Oh!? It’s soggy.”
– Next door neighbor stepping outside for the first time today. No shit dude, where have you been?
Twins
I just cracked an egg and out came two yolks. Uh?
...it's only 9:30 on the West Coast
What’s today? Day drinking chain-sawing wood making hillbilly Monday!
The front door is never locked either
A huge difference between Long Beach and Highland, MD I’ve noticed. My family leaves their car keys INSIDE of the car in the ignition with the doors obviously unlocked.
Are you sitting in 24a?
I made it to Maryland yesterday morning at 6:15 a.m. after a redeye flight with two crying babies. I ended up ordering so many whiskeys they gave me one for free. Ill have some photos soon.
Yes, I would love to valet your car.
I got so African Americaned out last night.
Best idea that Kristin and I had in a while
She had a problem with Ryan Seacrest, I had a problem with Carson Daly. We settled on Feliz! 2010!