January 2011
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December 2010
13 posts
If there is any advice I can give
Don’t date a bisexual woman. She’s ultimately more confused than you are after you’ve witnessed her making out with her roommate.
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I couldn't make this up.
C.I.A. creates task force for WikiLeaks. Names it WikiLeaks Task Force, or more simply, WTF.
Only part of this is true.
I’m celebrating my new job by getting drunk tonight!
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Today in amazing things.
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Anonymous asked: No beard!
On the road
I just found a five year old video of myself when I had a full beard and mustache. I was twenty, naive, girlfriendless, nearly a college drop out, transporting and selling pounds of marijuana, and had a pool table in my living room. It brought back all sorts of memories but none stronger than me wanting to grow it again. If I go through with my plan in March, I will grow it again.
Watchfriendlyatheist:
Interview with David Bahati, author of the “Kill the Gays Bill” in Uganda. I challenge anyone to show how is this dude is NOT taking his homophobia straight from the Bible. The only disturbing thing is how this guy lies through his teeth without any compunction whatsoever. But then again, awhen have facts had any relationship with religious dogma and the application of thereof?
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I wanna take you to a gay bar.
While I was working in Torrance, I overheard three butch lesbians trying to give directions to one in their group to Ripples in Long Beach. One of them remembered it was on Ocean but couldn’t remember the cross street. I chimed in, “It’s on Granada” and they all turned to me, stared for a good five seconds, looked me up and down, and said thank you (without eating me.)
Now the point of the story...
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For Jim.
The impossible
When it rains, it pours.